What's the nastiest thing your dog has ever eaten?

A redditor recently asked “what is the nastiest thing your dog has ever eaten” while telling this story:

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gwyn15

Soooooo my dog ate a used condom last night which I didn’t know about until she tried to pass it this afternoon. I knew she had gotten into the trash, but only found some chewed paper and wrappers and such. Utterly grossed out…. She ran to me after my husband found her nosing through the trash and sat there giving me this look!

But that was only the beginning, dogs love to and will eat some the nastiest things. Some of the stuff is truly disgusting, it’s a wonder these puppers don’t get sick! The iron gut is an understatement.

Dolebludging

I had a bad stomach bug once and one of my dogs got into my puke bucket and ate the whole thing.

It didn’t agree with her though and about five minutes later she puked my puke back up.

Then along came my other dog……..

babywoovie

Poop from my other dog’s butt as he’s pooping. Gag

munchers65

My dog got into the trash a few years ago and ate a used tampon. I only found out after she digested it. I am unsure how she was able to pass it.

GigaTiger

My cat’s diarrhea, as it was falling from it’s arse.

yiga

Cat shit. I only knew when she licked my face after…

skinnyminny14

Baby poop out of a diaper. Used pads and tampons out of the garbage. A live baby bunny. He’s a Jack Russell and obviously has a taste for nasty.

PurpleCoco

One time my brother’s kid who was in the process of potty training, couldn’t make it to the toilet and took a dump in the kitchen. My brother cleaned him up in the bathroom, came back to the kitchen and one of their dogs had already thoughtfully cleaned it up for him.

starbyte

Part of a rotting deer carcass. His breath literally smelled like death.

ColourMePretzel

Not my dogs, the dogs at work. I work at a horse farm, and the blue heeler had been eating hoof trimmings and horse shit. She vomited a solid log of literal shit, and the other dog came by, ate the shit-puke, was fine for 20 minutes and then vomited it back up. The blue heeler returned and claimed what was originally hers.

DelayedTrain

My dogs like to eat our chickens’ poop. They get even more excited if it’s fresh

These are pretty gross, but I’m sure we can beat them on the yuck-o-meter…

So what’s the nastiest thing your dog has ever eaten???